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Independent canon divergent roleplay blog for Derek Hale.

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Previously: caringxnature

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Board Game Online Inspired Meme

Stuff that got said while playing the game (and a few lines from the action dialogue.) Feel free to change names/pronouns.
  • “A girl gets bored.”
  • “Ready when you are.”
  • “She became a succubus.”
  • "He became an assassin.”
  • “Reinforcements have arrived!“
  • “___ waited too long.”
  • “___ found a flask of Holy Water.”
  • “___ caught a Pixie!”
  • “It said don’t touch… So I got curious.”
  • *Snickers*
  • “She killed ___.”
  • ”___ boots burned in the fire.”
  • “Wow, thanks.”
  • “You deserved it.”
  • "Prepare the Curse Of Relativity spell!”
  • ”___ got swooped up by George of the Jungle.”
  • “Prepare the Detonation spell!”
  • "Activate all explosives!”
  • “___ got glued to the floor.”
  • "An explosive Sheep exploded!”
  • "Removed her curses with Holy Water.”
  • "I’m just gonna stand back here and throw kibble at ___.”
  • "Prepare the Death spell!”
  • "This pixie is interesting.”
  • "The pixie fucked up.”
  • ”___ is safely tucked underground.”
  • “I am clearly screwed this round, so.”
  • ”___ had sex with Johnny Depp.”
  • “Mucho Macho!”
  • “___ played a bit with his Torch.”
  • “Cock!”
  • “AFTER PARTY!”
  • “Sexual time travel, baby!”
  • "Duuuuuude! This is weird.”
  • "I died and the colors stopped!”
  • ”___ struck fear into her enemies’ hearts!”
  • “I didn’t mean to spit seeds at your dead body!”
  • "Thar poor fella, and you’re just spitting at him.”
  • "IT’S BEEN 84 YEARS…”
  • “Must be the pumpkin.”
  • “I’m a magical assassin.”
  • "I’m out of seeds and pixies”
  • “I sniffled my rupees again
  • “You…sniffled them?”
  • “Sniffed…I sniffed, shut up, it’s late.”
  • “Or maybe you’re just bullshitting.“
  • “She goes first, or she gets bit.”
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